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- Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your.. book from your bag and study.
- World�s shortest joke:- Papa, kasam se.. Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!
- Doctor to Female: Kya aap delivery ke time.. bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi? Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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Jinke paas hai.. woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... woh ungli dalke kam chalate haiBOLO KYA? Dirty Mind �� It is �.. TOOTH BRUSH
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Larkon ko lrkiyon Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain, Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen, Kya? Socho? Nahi pata? Un k pyary pyary bary bary Baal.Tu Mummay smjha na? saale tharki..
- I�m feeling so cold even though I�m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.
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When you hold it a Short thing gets Longer and larger and pass between women Breasts and enters into a small hole Do you know What is it..?One minute to think..It's the car Seat Belt.. You dirty mind... :-)
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What's An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE
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Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Dirty Mind =P ;)
- Your sexy body is too hot to touch...Come have a cool shower with me!
- I just bought new underwear and can't wait to show it to you.
- In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
- Text: I want to suck you, lick you. wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth... yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream.
- My legs are missing you in between them.
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A short thing its get longer as you hold it and pass between woman's breast and enters into a small hole What is it?Ans. cars seat belt .... you dirty mind
- A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000
- Man goes to doctors I've been raped by an elephant Doctor looks and says Funny, ur ass is 10 inches Wide But an elephant's cock is only 3 inches Wide Man replies yes, but.... .... . The bastard fingered me 1st
- Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
- Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman? A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
- He came to me one night, explored my body, licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill, when satisfied he left, I was hurt. DAMN MOSQUITO...
- Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
- A Couple was sitting in the Garden, Suddenly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi Girl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.
- If you're right leg was thanks giving And your left leg was Christmas Could I meet you between the holidays?
- I think i should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass...
- How Do Boys Propose?? Kneeling Down And Propose With A Ring In Hand.. How Do Girls Propose?? I Am Pregnant... =P
- Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" Two hours later sardar sms to boss: "Me ok, your wife very cute & sweet"
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