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Anti- valentines day Quotes and Sayings For Boys and Girls Singles Breakups

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">If you are against Valentine's day here are the Anti- valentine's Day quotes for you. <b><i>Anti valentine's day Quotes 2015</i></b> . Share these Anti and sad Valentine's day quotes with your Friends on Facebook status updates and Whatsapp messenger.<br />
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We have collected some best <b>Anti- Valentine's day quotes</b> for you.<br />
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<h4 style="text-align: left;">Funny Anti- Valentine's day Quotes :</h4>
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">Let’s celebrate anti valentines day on this valentines day to show the world that we are not a part of the circus anymore</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: orange;">Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine’s Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!</span></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: #20124d;">The awkward moment when you realize the Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet</span>…</blockquote>
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<h4 style="text-align: left;">Normal Anti- valentine's day Quotes :</h4>
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">Morning reminds me to change my underwear and Valentine’s day reminds me to change my girlfriend</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: red;">If a man tells you he likes to go for long walks, it means he doesn’t own a car. If he says he enjoys romantic dinners at home, it means he’s broke.</span></blockquote>
<h4 style="text-align: left;">Dating Quotes For Anti- valentne's Day :</h4>
<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: purple;">Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? Rita Rudn</span>er.</blockquote>
<h4 style="text-align: left;">Marriage Quotes for Anti- valentine's Day :</h4>
<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: red;">I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house.</span></blockquote>
<h4 style="text-align: left;">Sex Quotes For Anti- valentine's day :</h4>
<blockquote class="tr_bq">You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. </blockquote>
<blockquote class="tr_bq">Every year, the girls are like, ‘This is the year I get diamonds!’ And guys are like, ‘This is the year I get a blow***!’ Everybody’s disappointed</blockquote>
<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: orange;">The difference between sex for money and sex for free is sex for money usually costs a lot less. </span></blockquote>
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