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<div style="text-align: justify;">Are you a naughty person? And will you like to do naughty things almost then show your naughtiness by keeping <b>naughty Facebook status</b> and <b>naughty whats app status</b>. The naughty incidents which you did in your real life by updating <b>funny fb status</b> and <b>funny whats app status</b> to know people that you are a naughty person<b> </b>and by <b>text naughty messages</b> and <b>naughty quotes</b> for <b>Facebook.</b><br />
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<li style="text-align: justify;">I'm not staring at your boobs,I'm staring at your heart!</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees!</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can�t live without my friend.</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Life's Irony Little Girls Want Barbie Dolls And Little Boys Want Big Cars. After Growing Up Big Girls Want Cars And Big Boys Want Barbie Dolls.</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Life Is The Way How You Look At It: "LIVE TOGETHER" Some Will Read As: "Live Together" Others Will Read As: "Live To Gather" AND Some Will Read It As: "Live To Get Her" :-D :-x</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Sign board at a Pakistani petrol pump "please don't smoke here! we know your life has no value But</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Petrol is very expensive"</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">'1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking" 1 day I read drinking is bad "I stop drinking" 1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit " I stop reading" lOlzz'</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entering The class without Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRY ON DONT STOP"...</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE- Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college regularly....</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date. Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later!</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession. Prostitute: I'm a social engineer Policeman � What do you do? Prostitute- I build and destroy erections!</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Teacher: Dog? Student- Bow Bow! Teacher: Cat? Student: Meowwwwww. Teacher- Lion? Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah. Teacher: I said LION, Not �Leone'..! =P</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Why was newton surprised to c a naked girl? bcoz something started moving upwards which was against law of gravity!</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Caterpillar last words to a guy who's about to kill him u r just jealous that i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. :P</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">GIRLS STUPIDITY:- . They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON. . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR..</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">" Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world? so plz start teeth brushing regularly "</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">What's common between the sun and women's underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night.</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Interviewer: Where where yo born? Sardar ji: Punjab, interviewer: which part? Sardar ji : poori body was born in Punjab...."</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">It takes a million compliments to build you up & one insult to send it all crashing down.</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Be smart and don't let me go, A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">LOVE is like a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.</li>
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Naughty Status For Whats app : Naughty jokes, quotes, and SMS - Naughty Facebook Status.

Are you a naughty person? And will you like to do naughty things almost then show your naughtiness by keeping naughty Facebook status and ...

Naughty Status For Whats app : Naughty jokes, quotes, and SMS - Naughty Facebook Status.

Naughty Status For Whats app : Naughty jokes, quotes, and SMS - Naughty Facebook Status.

Are you a naughty person? And will you like to do naughty things almost then show your naughtiness by keeping naughty Facebook status and ...

Naughty Status For Whats app : Naughty jokes, quotes, and SMS - Naughty Facebook Status.

Naughty Status For Whats app : Naughty jokes, quotes, and SMS - Naughty Facebook Status.

Are you a naughty person? And will you like to do naughty things almost then show your naughtiness by keeping naughty Facebook status and ...