Best Whatsapp status Jokes Updates Hilarious Jokes

Make every one smile by updating your whatsapp or facebook status with a joke. Bring smile on every ones face by these Whatsapp jokes. Here we are posting some collection of best funny whats app status. These are the best sarcastic lines . Update your status today with these awesome jokes and funny lines.

Best whatsapp Jokes status :

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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
Roses are red. I am going to bed
Save papers don't do homework
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Hi there! I am using my brain!
Status under construction.. coming soon..
I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart
I know you look on my status
Busy at a moment...free forever
Error:status is unavailable.
Common sense is not so common
You never know what you have until you clean your room. :P :P
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands. I waited a minute and no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.
Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
I have better things to do with my time than my job.
If at first you don't succeed...call it Version 1.0.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half..
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.