Make every one smile by updating your whatsapp or facebook status with a joke. Bring smile on every ones face by these Whatsapp jokes. Here we are posting some collection of best funny whats app status. These are the best sarcastic lines . Update your status today with these awesome jokes and funny lines.
Best whatsapp Jokes status :
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
- Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
- Roses are red. I am going to bed
- Save papers don't do homework
- I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode
- Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
- Hi there! I am using my brain!
- Status under construction.. coming soon..
- I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart
- I know you look on my status
- Busy at a moment...free forever
- Error:status is unavailable.
- Common sense is not so common
- You never know what you have until you clean your room. :P :P
- I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
- I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands. I waited a minute and no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.
- Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
- I have better things to do with my time than my job.
- If at first you don't succeed...call it Version 1.0.
- Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
- 3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
- “There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
- For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status
- When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half..
- They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
- Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.
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