Funny Whatsapp Status Updates, Short Sad Status for Whatsapp

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Here are the All Time Best Cute Funny Whatsapp Status Updates :

• Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
• i know you look on my status.
• Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
• My attitude is based on how you treat me.
• When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it's a text message from you....
• Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
• Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
• So many friendships end with "we just stopped talking.."
• The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, Be One.
• Love is made by trust, respect, and caring.
• Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.
• Roses are red. I am going to bed.
• Friendship is based on trust, without it ; there is nothing.
• I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
• The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.
• Save papers don't do homework.
• You never really lose anything until you lose your best friend.
• Now you know …… No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.
• A best friend understands you just a little bit more than you understand yourself.
• My life ,my rule,that's my attitude.. 

Funny Whatsapp Status :

• I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
• A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
• This distance between us could never stop me from loving you...
• I love you and you love me. That's all we’ll ever need.
• Friends are like your backbone. They are always there when you need support.
• Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
• Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
• If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh!!
• You are the keeper of my heart.
• Forget the haters...cause some body loves you.
• Hi there! I am using my brain!
• “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
• You make smile like the sun….
• I am hot dude with cool attitude.
• who knows me best? middle name, fave color, eye color, and fave season.

 Sad Whatsapp Status :

• Status under construction.. coming soon...
• Without friends no one would choose to live.
• If things around you don't change, change the thing you’re around.
• Best friends become the highlight of your life and the 'low light' of your problems.
• I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
• Busy at a moment...free forever.
• I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart.
• Friends are like rainbows. They brighten your life after.
• I can forgive and forget when enemies hurt me,but when friends do it leaves a deep scar.
• Some people don’t know the true meaning of the word “friend”.
• Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.
• When your away from me my heart stops.
• It's not my attitude it's my style.
• The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.
• Error:status is unavailable.
• If you have a best friend that you never wanna loose, then post this on your wall.
• People with status don't need status...
• Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy.
• My wishes are silent but true, Everywhere they will follow you Luck is yours.
• Be the Best Version of yourself...
• A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument.
• A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
• I AM WHAT I AM...your approval isn't needed and it wasn't never asked! Sorry.
• "There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends".
• Common sense is not so common.
• Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
• Friends begin with "U & ME".
• I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
• A true friend scolds like a dad!!!Cares like a mom!!!
• To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
• I am feeling blissful to have you as friend in my life..
• Some friendships are like Tom and Jerry.They tease each other.
• A true friend is an angel sent by God.
• Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
• You never know what you have until you clean your room. :P :P
• Friends are like your backbone. They are always there when you need support.
• When This IS Over, Remember, I didn’t WALK Away, You Pushed Me Away.. 

Short status for whatsapp :

• Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
• “Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status”.
• A friendship that can cease has never been real.
• I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
• Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.
• Just because i let you go, doesn’t mean i wanted to.
• What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: the sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.
• Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
• GOD will make a way, when there seems no way.
• A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
• Sometimes your closest friend is your greatest enemy.
• Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
• Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don't know me ?? Don't judge me !!
• Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
• Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
• Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
• A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather.
• I have better things to do with my time than my job.
• hate me? don't care? love me? love you too?think I'm a bitchy? fuck off?
• "Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
• Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love
• "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
• The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
• Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
• Can't stop these tears from coming anymore.
• I can't help but sit here and think about all the stupid stuff we have done together.
• i am what i am.. i will never try to be some one else.
• If at first you don't succeed...call it Version 1.0.
• Kissing is like drinking salted water, you drink, and your thirst increases.
• A good friend asks what you're thinking.
• Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
• i don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude : ) Don't like it get over it LOL
• Friends make the bad times good... and the good times unforgettable..
• Life does not have a remote; get up and change it yourself.
• Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
• Don't hate me, just get to know me first!
• No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
• For tears use tissue papers not your Facebook status.
• The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
• If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.
• "There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends."
• It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!
• Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
• A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
• "I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light."
• Friends are the sunshine of life.
• One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
• Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness…
• When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half..
• It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
• Life may get crazy, but at least I have best friends to back me up.
• My friends are my estate...
• Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
• Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
• Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
• A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you ran out of it.
• True friendship is like sound health; the worth of it is seldom known until it is lost.
• Friendship is n’t a big thing – its a million little things.
• Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
• It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..
• You know what is the best thing in our relationship? It’s the first word of this msg.
• Don't expect that younger children will have long-term friendships.
• If best friends are quarreling, let them work it out themselves.
• A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
• Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
• I'm that ugly I asked myself out and I said no.
• The road to a friend's house is never too long!
• Friendship lightens every burden and makes sun shine brighter.
• Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.
• “No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.”
• FRIENDSHIP is like a book.
• I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
• The greatest gift of life is friendship,and i have received it.
• Friendship is one mind with two bodies.
• A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
• It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
• Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
• A friendship that can end never really began.
• A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
• If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
• One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
• “There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met”.
• Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
• My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
• A day for toil, an hour for sport, but for a friend is life too short.
• Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
• The first kiss between two people is something really good in life.
• One day u Will cry 4 me like i cried 4 u.
• A broken promise is as good as a lie .
• I don't want to be needed, I need to be wanted :(
• Maybe, someday, i just might forgive you.
• What happens when it's time to let go of something you can't live without?
• One day you'll finally see, your biggest mistake was not loving me.
• Not all scars show, not all wounds heal!!
• I hope you're doing fine all alone.
• I loved you...but I guess that my love couldn't save his... nothing could.
• Love hurts when you know it wont last :'(
• Missing that one person but knows i shouldn't be...
• Is changing my relationship status to "Out of Order".
• A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
• Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
• A true friend sees the first tear… catches the second… and stops the third.
• Nothing last forever.
• “Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.”
• True love is modest and shy.
• A friend is not the one that will kill for you, but the one that will die for you.
• How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
• A friend to all is a friend to none.
• I hope we meet again.
• Difficult things become more difficult if you delay them.
• Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
• Don't ever broke my best friend's heart, if you do I will try to kill you with my own hands.
• I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
• My real smile comes when i am with you.
• Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.
• Life is impossible without love.
• Love Is My Favorite Mistake
• Love demands less than friendship.
• Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
• Best friends: it’s a promise, not a label.
• Love is blind, Be careful.
• A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
• Hold a best friend with both your hands.
• Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
• I don't insult people , I just describe them.
• We are never ever getting back together.
• Don't spend time with person those you don't like.
• I hate math but I love counting money.
• If someone hates you for no reason..... Well, give them one good one.
• Hate a person seriously but never try to love for fun.
• “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
• I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me.
• I hate you for the sacrifices you made for me.
• Don t be afraid of sacrificing your life to God.
• Sometimes its good to forget good memories..
• Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…
• I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
• The quality of our expectations determines the quality of our action.
• I'm invisible,until someone needs me.
• There's always one person that everybody else loves but you HATE.
• "I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with"
• I hate to fight. I like to love. But I will fight for what I love.
• I love you all because hate is my enemy.