It’s a funny aspect of our society, but we have a serious love/hate relationship with celebrities. We consume, consume, consume information about them and seemingly can never get enough of it. We love to learn everything about them, see them in media, and emulate them, but at the same time, we love to hear about their mistakes, breakups, and flaws. This collection of quotes is a lighthearted approach at showing more of the ‘love’ aspect, reading the funniest quotes by celebrities we could dig up.

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In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment - Olivia Wilde
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed- Brad Pitt
I like women. I don’t understand them but I like them.- Sean Connery
I thought Europe was a country? - Kellie Pickler
I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me. -Jessica Simpson
They misunderestimated me -George Bush
My life is an open book. With illustrations.-Hugh Hefner
I didn’t have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.-Pete Sampras
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.-Fred Allen
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.-Henry Kissinger
Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff.-Arnold Schwarzenagger
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.-Arnold Schwarzenegger
If I work on a movie for two months, I should be able to dance on as many tables as I want to.-Tara Reid
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.-Carol Burnett
I think there’s a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask.-Jessica Simpson
Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window. Or break down a door.-Brooke Shields
There’s a way of dealing with hardships that are healthier than going out. That’s what I’ve learned.-Lindsay Lohan
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
I wouldn’t feel right wearing clothes covering my body -Christina Aguilera
I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada -Britney Spears
I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice. -Kanye West
Wal-mart… do they like make walls there? -Paris Hilton
Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says 'no.' -Demi Lovato
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.-Sandra Bullock
Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.-Steven Pinkner
Forty percent of the votes were from my mom. -Chris Evans
Fame makes you permanently feel like a girl walking past construction workers.-Brad Pitt
I don’t believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and Crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me. -Adam Sandler
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. -Ellen Degeneres
The toughest thing about being a celebrity, I suppose, is being polite when I don't want to be.-Eric Clapton
When you finally accept that you’re a complete dork, your life gets easier.  No sense in trying to be cool.-Reese Witherspoon
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