Funny Political Quotes

Sometimes you wake up on a lovely day, go for a run, have breakfast and read through your news feeds, blogs, and alerts on your phone to only become increasingly frustrated by the state of politics and government. Political discussions can be insanely passionate, and political views vary from person to person, making it one of the most difficult subjects to talk about with others. Express your views in a lighthearted, yet insightful status using one of our quotes.

WhatsApp is an increasingly popular tool to communicate with friends and family and share ideas, pictures, and stories. The status feature in Whatsapp can express your general feelings about the day, week, or month in an effective quote about what really makes you tick! Check out
this collection of famous political quotes from politicians, comedians, and pundits.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?- Abraham Lincoln

Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river

The problem with political jokes is they get elected

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.- Anonymous

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.- Clarence Darow

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.- Robert Byrne

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Anonymous

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. -George Bernard Shaw

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. - Bauvard

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber - Plato

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen - Bob Edwards

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life - Robert Byrne

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.- Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.-Charles De Gaulle

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.-Robert Byrne

These quotes serve the purpose of getting a conversation going within a social community while still maintaining a fun, light, approach. Impress your friends and family with an effective quote that can serve as a social commentary and a great punchline!