I'm not lazy I'm just on my energy saving mode
People have become really naughty on Whatsapp…… Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE!!!!
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food
Two best advices for safe life. Always speak The Truth, No matter how bitter Harse it is…….. Run immediately after saying it..
Relax we are all crazy its not a competition.
If people are talking behind your back……. Then just Fart……
Having one child makes you a parent, having two you are a referee….
Modern paintings are like women you will never enjoy if you try to understand them.
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you will go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: "Use the ATM".
Only two things can change a woman's mood 1 - I LOVE YOU 2 - 50% DISCOUNT
One smart guy invented "Whatsapp" His wife added a feature in it called ' Last Seen At'.
Yoga Teacher to a Woman : Has Yoga any effect over yor Husband's Drinking habit? Woman: Yes an Amazing effect now He drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
If "plan A" didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool…
My head says " Who cares? " But then my heart whispers , " You do, Stupid".
You need an attitude adjustment. Let me get my tools.
If you do regular study it means you don’t have confidence in yourself, study at last moment and show your confidence
A Woman's apology: I am sorry but it was your fault.
Common sense is like deodrant. The people who need it most never use it.
I don’t always get asked out on a date. But when I do…. It's on April 1st .
I don’t always study but when I do , I make sure my parents notice.
"Boyfriend" is like "Pani Puri" , always tasty… "Lover" is like " Pizza" , hot and spicy….. "Husband" is like "Daliya", No other option but Good for Health.
M - Mental A - Abuse T- To H- Handsom S - Students
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF's every hours.
I have had a horribly busy day converting oxtgen to carbon dioxide.
If attitude could kill…. I could be a weapon of mass destruction….!!
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
STUPID S - Smart T - Talented U - Unique P - Person I - In D - Demand
That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
Really wanna work hard. But being lazy is so much fun!!
Touch it gently put two fingers inside…… if it's wide use three fingers… make sure it is wet and rub up and down…… YEP that's how you wash a cup.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
People say nothing is impossible, But I Do nothing Every Day.
Next Generation LKG Poem … chatting chatting yes papa , Girlfriend setting No papa, telling lies no papa, Open your whatsapp hahaha……
Never Steal. The Government hates competition.
You are so ugly , when your mom dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Its okay if you disagree with me , I cant force you to be right.
I cant take this Long distance relationship anymore. FRIDGE you are coming to my room.
If you ever get cold, just stand in corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy just go to your account setting, Deactivate your account , and Go to work!!!
Yes I agree Mums can find everything except for the ringing phone in their bags.
Being called weird is like being called limited Edition. It mean you're something people don’t see that often.
During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I'm a little more open-minded.
When I was born, Devil said ohh shitt….. Competition!!!!
Math Problem!!!! John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?........ "DIABETES"
When you are single, all you see is happy couples….. And when you are in a relationship , all you see is happy singles.
Everything is funnier when you are not allowed to laugh.
You Don't Have The Key Of My Heart… Beacause You Are The Key Of My Heart..
Some Love One, Some Love Two. I love One … That is you.
Immature Love Says: ' I Love You Because I need You.' & Mature Love Says: ' I need You Because I Love You.'
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
I don't know if I like you or I love you. Want you or need you. All I know is I love the feeling I get when I near YOU!...
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
For once, I don't have to try to be happy because when I'm with you it just happens.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true, because every time I see you. I fall in love all over again.
Love is caring for each other even when you are Angry..
Yeah I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
True love isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together. It's Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together.
Love is needing someone, Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you.
Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Ice melts when heated, Eyes melts when cheated.
You're annoying, You're hilarious, You make me yell, You drive me crazy, but you are everthing I want.
If you are really love someone, do not tell them. Show them…
Don't mix between my personality and my attitude because my p
ersonality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.
" I Believe in Love at first Sight, because I Love My Mom since I opened My Eye "
When you give lot of importance to someone in your life, You lose your importance in their life.
True love is… time does not erase, wind does not take away and distance does not destroy.
We fall in love BY CHANCE, We stay in love BY CHOICE.
I LOVE my life it gave me YOU, I love you because you are my LIFE.
FIRST LOVE never dies BUT TRUE LOVE can bury it ALIVE.
If I could be one thing in the world, I'd be a tear born in your eye, living on your cheek and dying on your lips!!
Love doesn't mean to win someone.. But It means to lose yourself for someone..It is not done by the excellence of mind..But It is done by the purity of heart..!!
The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.
"More than friends, less than lovers." This status between us hurt me so much, because I wanna be your everything.
There Is Always Someone Who Cares For You Without Your Knowledge.
Never assume that somebody loves you by their sweetness, Sometimes you are just an option when they are bored.
I don't need a parfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that " I AM THE ONLY ONE."
" Don't compare your love story to those you watch in movies. They're written by scriptwriters, yours is written by God."
My eyes miss you, my feeling love you, my hand need you, my mind call you, my heart just for you, I will die without you, because I love you.
My real smile only comes out when I'm with you.
There's only one thing, Two do, Three words, Four you, I Love You
Only fools fall in love and I think, I am one of them.
Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. I love you.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
Come what may..I will love you..until my dying Day.
Would fly you to moon and back if you'll be…if you'll be my baby.Will you be Mine?
" BABY YOU SLOWLY CAPTURED MY HEART. YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING NOW AND FOREVER."
I don't know exactly what I was waiting for but when I am with you, It feel like everything I've been waiting for.
They says love hurts, but I'm ready to take that risk, if it means that I'm going to be with you.
Thinking Of You Is Easy, I Do It Everyday. Missing You Is The Heartache That Never Goes Away.
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other…
When I met you I found LIFE….if I lose you I can't LIVE, you are the air I BREATH, I love you beyond the DEPTHS of my soul.
A TRUE RELATIONSHIP IS SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTS YOUR PAST..SUPPORT YOUR PRESENT…LOVE YOU AND EVCOURAGES YOUR FUTURE..
"Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and Your attitude when you have everything."
Live with no excuses , love with no regrets.
A flower cannot blosson without sunshine and man cannot live without love.
If ever there was a time to follow your passion and do something that matters to you now is certainly that times.
The first step getting what you want is having the courage. Follow your heart. Be yourself.
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
Nothing goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.
You're not rich until you have something that money can't buy…..
Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about.
When you seek happiness for others you will find it for yourself.
You always have a choice. Don't let fear convince you otherwise.
You are given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned.
Be so busy improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others.
Whenever I have a problem I just sing then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow.
You don’t need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.
If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.
Stop wishing start doing.
Without hard work nothing grows but weeds.
Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
You must make a change to see a change.
String people don’t put others down….. They lift them up.
I am thankful to those who said no to me it's because of them I did it myself.
Stand up for something or you will fall for anything.
You only live once but if you do it right once is enough.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Your life doesn’t get better by chance it gets better by change.
To win the game just remain in the game.
Because you've had a dark past, doesn’t mean you can’t have a bright future.
Your future is created by what you do today not tomorrow.
Compromise says - its better to change a little rather than to loose someone forever.
You don’t always need a plan , sometimes you just need to breath, trust, let go and see what happen.
Don’t stop when you are tired stop when you are done.
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by desire to beat others.
A successful woman is one who can build a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at her.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, I'M Possible.
Do it now, sometimes later becomes never.
Hard work doesn’t gurantee success but improves its chances.
Sometimes you have to forget whats gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward to whats coming next.
Always remember that your present situation is not your final destination. The best is yet to come.
To learn to succeed you must first learn to fail.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen every day.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.
Stand in faith even when you are having the hardest time of your life.
Your life is message to the world. Make sure it’s inspiring.
Do not allow any thought to disturb your inner poise.
Being positive in a negative situation is a sign of wisdom and character.
Success always hugs you in Private….. But "Failure always slaps you in the Public. That’s life…
Better late than never but never late is better.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
I enjoy when someone show attitude to me because it shows that they need an attitude to impress me
Don’t think you are nothing . Don’t think you are everything. But think you are something.
A daughet is never too old to cry on her Dad's shoulder
Parents are only God to help and guide you in your life.
Before you judge me make sure that you are perfect.
Patience and Silence are powerful energies. Patience makes you Mentally Strong. Silence makes you emotionally strong. Have a strong and healthy life.
Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong and act like you 're okay. Strong walls shake but never collapse.
Life is too short to waste on hating other people.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
This isn't a status… this is just to show that no status matches my feeling right now.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind it doesn't matter.
Respect your parents, they did their job without getting help from Google.
I took IQ test……. Results were negative.
Here's to the future because I'm done with the past.
Trust is like an eraser , it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
Second chances are for losers….. Either we do it in first place or leave it for others.
Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended.
When you give lot of importance to someone in your life, you lose your importance in their life.
No theory of inspiration can give us a clue about how inspiration occurs.
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
If you like me then raise your hands if not then raise your standard
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
Don’t trust words trust actions.
Things change and friends leave and life doesn’t stop for anybody.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt, deeply hurt by someone you trust.
If you love someone more than they deserve , surely they will hurt you more than you deserve.
Life has been good to me but people not so much.
We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.
I respect a person who respects me when I'm no around.
Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice.
Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
Take a moment to walk in my shoes, I be you ll fall on the first step.
There is a reason I'm single and it's called my face.
I never doubted my success. I was sure I could achieve great things.
Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Thank you; you made my mind up for me when you started to ignore me.
Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow.
If it doesn't challenge it won’t change you.
The secret of success is a persistent pursuit of the goal.
I will persist until I succeed.
I am gonna make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
Take time to do what makes your soul happy.
My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm with.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Work until your idols become your rivals.
If you think nobody cares for you, start missing a couple of car payments.
My silence is just another word for my pain.
Don’t trust words trust actions.
Things change and friends leave and life doesn’t stop for anybody.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt, deeply hurt by someone you trust.
If you love someone more than they deserve , surely they will hurt you more than you deserve.
Life has been good to me but people not so much.
We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.
I respect a person who respects me when I'm no around.
Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice.
Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
Take a moment to walk in my shoes, I be you ll fall on the first step.
There is a reason I'm single and it's called my face.
I never doubted my success. I was sure I could achieve great things.
Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Thank you; you made my mind up for me when you started to ignore me.
Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow.
If it doesn't challenge it won’t change you.
The secret of success is a persistent pursuit of the goal.
I will persist until I succeed.
I am gonna make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
Take time to do what makes your soul happy.
My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm with.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Work until your idols become your rivals.
If you think nobody cares for you, start missing a couple of car payments.
My silence is just another word for my pain.
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